Zombie Jokes
Before we get into Zombie jokes, we would like to quote Ryan Mecum’s Zombie Haiku –
“Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
Mmm, hot chocolate. And now - brace yourself, because you may lose the will to live after reading these - to the "jokes"...
Q: In what room of the house do zombies prefer to eat dinner?
A: The living room.
Q: What house in the neighborhood do zombies prefer?
A: The ones on dead-end streets.
Q: Why won’t Zombies stop attacking until they are totally dead?
A: They are very deadicated.
Q: Why did the zombie go to the chiropractor?
A: He was a little stiff.
Q: What's a zombie’s favorite legume?
A: A human bean.
Q: What kinds of exams do zombies do well on?
A: The “no brainers.”
Q: What happens when zombie tells a bad joke?
A: The other zombies moan and groan.
Q: What is a zombie’s favorite drink?
A: Anything stiff.
Q: How are zombies like intellectual men?
A: They both appreciate a woman with brains.
Q: What is a bumble bee that never dies called?
A: A ZomBee.
Q: Why did the zombie lose his argument?
A: Because he “didn’t have a leg to stand on.”
Q: Why don’t zombies eat cookies with their fingers?
A: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Q: Why do zombie like to eat fish?
A: Because they are "brain" food.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
A: He only eats Brians.
Q: During a zombie apocalypse, where is the safest place to be?
A: The US Capitol, because there isn’t a brain to be found there.
Q: What is the name of the zombie who writes music?
A: Decomposer.
Told you.